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“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe
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chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

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jpgay:

when ur eating something soft and hear a crunch

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eveariel:

frostmatey:

sizvideos:

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I fear whoever made this holy shit

"Hey can I get the time?"
"Uh yeah… just… just wait… wait for it… it’s… It’s 10:30"

(via thenight-can-bedeadly)

the-color—m0rale:

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

LMFAO

majortvjunkie:

tempestuous-sovereignity:

my name is luna enriquez

Dear Lunchbag

this needs to always be on my dashboard

(Source: jahdivision-deactivated, via insanity-isrelative)

finalfortuna:

mayspicer:

princesszangiev:

coltercat:

The spoopiest part of this skeleton bird decoration is the complete lack of knowledge in basic skeletal anatomy

somebody please draw this creature with skin on because i think it would be horrifying because those are basically long fingers

well that was fun

Have fun in your nightmares, kids.

(via thenight-can-bedeadly)

Teacher:"Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me:Someone told me to go to hell
Me:Couldn't find it at first
Me:But now I'm here
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